Thursday, October 25, 2007

Handsome Nerds of CHUNG CLUB




*Frm left*
CKS, Kenn, Ronz & Khai
Handsome Nerds of the Year.


Friday, October 19, 2007

Beware of con woman’s offer to treat cocktail bill


DON’T be taken in if anyone claims that she can help you to accompany your after paying a cocktail bill.

D****** Cocktail Supply Corporation (DCSC) corporate services manager J. Cks said 2 con women had been going around duping consumers into believing that they could do just that.

He said the con women, posing as a D****** PR, would offer her services to 2 men.

On Thursday, a laundry shop operator in Sunway said they were approached by 2 women claiming to be a D****** PR.

Kevin Cham, 25, as well as Lum Soon Heng, said the women, in their mid 30s and holding a stack of cocktail bills, told them that she could help reduce their "Gatal-ness".

“To our surprise, they demanded RM16 for each cocktails rendered.”

Lum & Kevin lodged a police report at the Sunway police station that day.
They added that a chicken stall uncle in Subang USJ was cheated of RM21 probably by the same women.

“Consumers can contact both of them for enquiries at 012-2216268 - Lum / 012-9426400 - Kevin,” they said.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Excellent Copy-LUM-ter

1 week ago, Lum aka Birdy, was fired by ThinkHub. He was so sad and down, therefore, ask us CHUNG. Before CHUNG, he was so down but once we departed, He screamed "Where am I?Paradise!" loudly with tears welled in his eyes.

8 of us, were so stimming after saw Birdy has back to normal.

We ordered 8 towers of beer, chillin' around and there came 2 Mr.Tattoo. One of the Tattoo man ask Mr.BiaoGe whether he thinks he is DumbFuck. Mr.BiaoGe was stoned and another group of Tattoo men, striped themselves and show their Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Tattoo. These scared that 2 Mr.Tattoo out of wits and therefore, both of them fuck off!

We continued chillin' with that group of Tattoo men while there came another case. We went to the toilet and while we were pee-ing, there was a pool of Beer, un-digested Foods & Birdy on the floor. We were so shock and we called ambulance since we cant able to drag this monster out cos he is god damn heavy like a rhino.

Before ambulance reached, he awoke and told us that he was very stress just because of few write-ups. So after that day, we help one another on brain-storming. We felt that he was so strange cos he can able to think & write, as well as read fluently after CHUNG and vomit badly that night. *Tired...to be continued*

Finally, we've completed the "THINGS" we planned for long time ago. HMMZ~

Monday, October 15, 2007

Down


Badly accident outside BU7 oily road...spin like a mother fucker when i try to drift and brake, spinned at least 5rounds. It's a good experience for me...LOL...This is the 1st & the last time accident for me. Want to know whose fault? That fella called LUM aka Birdy Lum.